I'm about to graduate and I have no job. You would think that would be the worst thing, but I've worked two full years for career services... for the university... and I have no job.
I graduated undergrad with a job as a dolphin trainer. I went to a school in the MIDDLE OF A CORNFIELD and I got a job as a DOLPHIN TRAINER before I crossed the stage. Now... I just want a friggin' job as a lawyer. There are a million lawyer jobs out there for every stupid dolphin trainer job and I don't have one.
FAIL.
Are you sure there are a million lawyer jobs out there for every dolphin trainer job? You may have been the only person in your class to be a dolphin trainer, just as Steve Boldt (as far as I know) is the only person in our class with a legal job lined up right now.
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